Tickle Me Tuesdays

Have you every kicked someone in the face because they tickled you? Well... I have. I was thinking about that when I came up with the idea for this series: Tickle Me Tuesdays. Essentially, I hope to make you all laugh, or at least chuckle a little. Because I love to laugh and I think most people do. Just be warned...if you see me in person I would advise against tickling me.


I thought today we'd do some funny quotes. Hopefully they're funny enough to result in coffee coming out your nose (but you won't actually have coffee in your mouth at the time.) ;)




"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.