Ahem, Ahem. A wonderful poem about the frustrations of air travel.

Hello Milwaukee where down there.

It's me, Kelley, up here in the air.

I should have been home yesterday night.

But I couldn't due to the overbooked flight.

The trip went well, the customer's happy.

And getting home a day late only makes me a little crabby.

There's much to do, things don't stop when I'm gone.

But this happens all the time, I just chug on and on and on.

At least they gave me a nice hotel

Two free meals and wished me well.

The voucher will help me visit my friends.

So you see Milwaukee, how this story ends.

I'm home a day late

The work piles high

But the headache is worth it.

A free flight in the sky.